“Pffft a subscription app. I’d buy it if it were a one-time purchase.”
“Pffft a paid app. I’d download it if it were free.”
“Pffft proprietary software. I’d use it if it were open source.”
“Pffft the developer still hasn’t shipped my feature despite the 20 GitHub issues I opened.”
“Pffft the developer quit the project. Such irresponsibility! Why does this keep happening?”
